Liveblogging The Loss Of My Virginity

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7:45
this blogs going live
So excited, I've been waiting all day
setting up my blog and I'm on my way
Wait for my connection to get full bars
Get ready baby cuz we're gonna be stars

7:46
And I'm pulling out my dick
Advertisements up and I'm ready to go
Performance anxiety hope I can grow
All the ads sayin they can help
No idea cuz I've never been felt

7:47
and I'm ready for heaven
Mind is racing; hands are fumbling
Worried about the condom; when I should be tumbling
Phone in hand; updates about to start
Ready for the internet, to tear me apart

7:48
and we're out the gate
it feels pretty great
Things are getting close gotta try to hold it
got a royal flush and I'm about to fold it

7:49
I'm running out of time
i’m getting closer
And closer
And closer
And closer
I'm done

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from Shat Shorts, released September 3, 2013

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