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people drive slower than they should
i bet they’d drive slower if they could
yeah asshole
cut me off
thanks for that
i’m better off
i hope my life is worth five feet
because that’s all you’re getting on this street
we ain’t moving cuz of this slowbro
it’s like we’re stuck in slow-mo
pay attention! what more can i say?
isn’t it obvious you’re causing the delay?

please just move
let me passs
you’re not helping
you’re a waste of gas
drive like you have some place to go
not breaking the record of driving very slow


from Shat Shorts, released September 3, 2013


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five friends making weird music together. we're from dc. we'll play whatever basement if you email us at

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ex members of Dawntreader, The Summer We Went West, French Stewart, Mop Attack, Hobis
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